20 July 2007

Orn Porn

Circular Joe
had heard the rumors
that chicks in the yard
were showing their bloomers.

So he pulled up a chair,
and not long he waited,
to find that the show
was truly x-rated!

Dumfuzzled, Joe gawked
(and now all hen peck-ed.)
He stood up and squawked,
"These chickens are NEKKID!"

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My Favorite Ornithologists:

35 comments:

Kathleen Rietz said...

Funny, cute & clever!

ElizT said...

But they did have feathers on their nethers!

Brytni said...

I agree, very clever. X-rated chickens, who knew?

Tina Vaziri said...

Hahaha sexxxxy! I love it!

Anonymous said...

NAKED! NAKED! Not like a plucked or stuffed chicken though };-}

catnapping said...

Chickens are sexier when they don't wax...

I've tried waxing it all off, and it was a strange sensation. I saw a man once who did the same thing.

It was a total turn-off for me. I like a man with hair there.

ValGalArt said...

Bird porn! Well I am tickled pink!!! Love this!

andrea said...

Too much information! I have to say ten Hail Mary's now. Thanks for the smile.

The Unknown said...

Hee, hee.
Way, Way, Hawesome!
I love it.
love

Mick said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

michael said...

hahaha nice!

Archaeopteryx said...

That's awesome on so many levels. Cute, clever, funny, and birdy.

Also, thanks for the endorsement! The feeling is mutual.

aynaku said...

smart, I appreciate your sense of huomour and neat art...and thanx a lot for your clever comment...i really need to hera words of wisdom from time to time...
:)

biteyourowntail said...

rofl

Stripping chickens...what a thought!

studio lolo said...

Those are some hot hens Cat! Thanks for the great big smile :)

betmo said...

nice :)

steve said...

This is too hilarious!!

k*smith said...

This is hilarious! I love it!

merlinprincesse said...

Cute butts! :)

fat B said...

Kentucky Fried Porn. Love it!

KarenOh said...

You make chickens sexy.

BoiledEggInADeckChair said...

I know one of them.

Catnapping said...

Can you tell us, BoiledEgg:

Which came first? You or the nekkid chicken?

Laurie said...

OMIGOD, that is too funny. Chicken porn.

BoiledEggInADeckChair said...

We both went instead so I don't know..

dinahmow said...

In my mind "Can-can" is playing. Just the "lift" I needed.

catnapping said...

The can-can. Yes! That's exactly what inspired me. It always struck me so funny that those men would get so excited at yards and yards of billowing white underthings.

catnapping said...

boiled egg: sounds like you move in some strange circles...

imwithsully said...

Sweet! Your blog is so simple and clean.

Janice said...

what a hoot.... and of course I clicked.... blush!~

bookbabie said...

Perfect, I love the way your mind works:)

Anonymous said...

Absolutely horrible. Just shoot yourself and join your husband, Hiawatha.

Anonymous said...

This post could easily be for 'MOON'!
:)

Rrramone said...

One of the funniest things I've ever seen...

Digital Scott's illustrationblog said...

Very funny! Checking back for new work...