Well hell. It was over way too soon, and I told myself I'd rather hear that song again than have sex with chocolate. And how about Locomotive Breath? That's another one. Oooh. A list. So, I picked back up my pencil.
Songs I'd Postpone Sex For.
Now I'm not saying these are my favorite songs ever...cuz they ain't. (well, a couple might be...) And I haven't written them in any particular order:
In Your Eyes ... Peter Gabriel
I Just Wanna Make Love to You ... FogHat
(Second) Home by the Sea ... Genesis
Run Like Hell ... Pink Floyd
All Along the Watchtower ... Jimi Hendrix
Aqualung ... Jethro Tull
Everybody Wants to Rule the World .... Tears for Fears
White Rabbit ... Jefferson Airplane
Hotel California ... Eagles
Stranglehold ... Ted Nugent
Black Dog ... Led Zeppelin
Locomotive Breath ... Jethro Tull
All the Young Girls Love Alice ... Elton John
Paranoid ... Black Sabbath
Sky Pilot ... The Animals
Freebird ... Lynyrd Skynyrd
Runaround Sue ... Dion
Already Gone ... Eagles
14 comments:
Now, how about a list of songs to play while you are having sex.
Coltrane for Lovers works for me.
I wonder what songs the cat is waiting for? The Meow Mix Jingle, Hey Diddle Diddle, Cat Scratch Fever? In the end, however, the concept of postponing sex for anything is something we men simply don't fully understand. :D
A song that once stopped me having sex:
in my early twenties, came home late from the bar with someone I had picked up, turned on the radio and the Dead Kennedy's "Too Drunk too Fuck" came on. I took it as a warning and halted the proceedings.
And that's just another reason I don't drink, anymore--when nihlistic punk bands are one's advisors, it's time to change one's ways.
You would postpone sex for Ted Nugent? You're sick! Sick!
I would postpone sex for chocolate... NO NOT THE GROUP... :) AHHH! Black Sabbath... Love of my teenage years... :)
kol: when i was a kid, my search for the meaning of life included listening to my Black Sabbath albums backwards...
nick: not till our third date, honey...
topazz: agreed. makes me all tingly...
mick: thanks for the ear worm! meow meow meow meow.♪ meow meow meow meow. ♪ I owe you!
fat b: i never said he was any good. it's just that one song, stranglehold...gets to me, everytime. My favorite guitarists include Stevie Ray Vaughan, BB King, Jimi Hendrix, Santana, and Jimmy Page.
Princess Merlin: chocolate makes great foreplay.
Wow. With the exception of a scant few, you nailed the best. I played "Already Gone" at my husband's memorial service, because he so was.
LOL - haven't thought of "All The Young Girls Love Alice" in too many years... nice memories.
Ahem - aren't you a bit too young to know and appreciate all of these songs? Like Sky Pilot, Runaround Sue...etc? Great choices. Aqualung takes the prize...
My fav song during sex is
"Riders On The Storm" - the Doors
Hall of the Mountain King by Grieg not only can postpone sex but put you off sex FOREVER!
we love a lot of the same songs! howz about Legend or Crazy Love by Poco? Hey by the way Chuffed: very pleased. Not to be confused with a chuff: rude insensitive boorish person. :p
tsduff: i'm really old.
anonymous bird person: i tried to have sex to Ride of the Valkyries, once. but i kept laughing. this upset my would-be lover so much he .. uh...aborted.
valgal: how about allman brothers - one way out? i wonder if we could come up with 101 Songs Guaranteed to Stop Sex.
Genesis!
GENESIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, ok. Genesis.
HAHAHHAHAA I think Wagner's Bridal March would make for an even more dramatic exit!
All Along The Watchtower, indeed.
Oh, and Voodoo Chile, yes.
That one too.
xo
Blue
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